mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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