windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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