birth control should be required to get into college
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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