that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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