due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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