I am in a vortex of obligation.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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