i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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