i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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