im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...