She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is