i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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