"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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