Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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