Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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