Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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