I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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