She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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