I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
there is glitter all over my balls
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