She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I forget how to act sober
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