So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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