At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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