East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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