so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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