he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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