Don't you send me to vm
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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