I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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