I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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