Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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