I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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