Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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