if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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