So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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