I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
