Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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