I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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