Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
me + whiskey = a bad person
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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