Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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