The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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