So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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