He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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