Apparently you make a good broom.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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