I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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