My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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