everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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