Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Let's get the cat blown out
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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