you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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