can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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