If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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