I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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