Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You don't make any sense
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