She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
