I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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