I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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