So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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