So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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