Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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